Wednesday, July 15, 2015

QuickTrips: The Shallow Dive of Traveling

U.K
Attractions: I'm just going to point out, the UK has a wax museum filled with life-size celebrities including Benedict Cumberbatch. You're welcome. Okay so you've got your normal things like Stonehenge, Big Ben, Tower Bridge, Roman Baths, but then you have the other things. Such as Eden Project which collects plants from around the world, LEGOLAND resort, and HMS Victory which is a ship armed to the teeth with 104 guns. Then you've got Loch Ness, which is the supposed home of the Loch Ness Monster, hence its name. You've also got Northern Ireland, who gives a crap, and Scotland. Scotland is... Awesome. It's home to Outlook Tower which is the trippiest building on Earth and Riverside museum which is exactly what you think it is. That's about it.
 
Cuisine: Ask me what I think of when I hear 'UK'. I think of thousands upon thousands of candies, sodas, and more that got banned from the USA because reasons. One of the most famous is Irn Bru which is supposed to be a really good soda that uses an orange food coloring which is banned in the US and Yorkie which got banned for... Obvious reasons.
There's also a bottomless barrel full of chocolates, candies, and sodas that I want but only the rest of the world has. Besides that, Brits mainly eat the same things as we do except, different. Like the fact that for some unexplained reason their fries are different from ours. Also just to show you how much British people think we're fat and rely on fast food, McDonalds UK decided to make a limited time offer called the American Menu where they serve everything we have at McDonalds except bigger which probably means somebody is doing something to our food that we're okay with.
 
Culture: You know that they speak English, Welsh is common in Wales for obvious reasons. That is it.
 
UK gets a...
 
81
 
:/ meh

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