Wednesday, July 15, 2015

QuickTrips: The Shallow Dive of Traveling

U.K
Attractions: I'm just going to point out, the UK has a wax museum filled with life-size celebrities including Benedict Cumberbatch. You're welcome. Okay so you've got your normal things like Stonehenge, Big Ben, Tower Bridge, Roman Baths, but then you have the other things. Such as Eden Project which collects plants from around the world, LEGOLAND resort, and HMS Victory which is a ship armed to the teeth with 104 guns. Then you've got Loch Ness, which is the supposed home of the Loch Ness Monster, hence its name. You've also got Northern Ireland, who gives a crap, and Scotland. Scotland is... Awesome. It's home to Outlook Tower which is the trippiest building on Earth and Riverside museum which is exactly what you think it is. That's about it.
 
Cuisine: Ask me what I think of when I hear 'UK'. I think of thousands upon thousands of candies, sodas, and more that got banned from the USA because reasons. One of the most famous is Irn Bru which is supposed to be a really good soda that uses an orange food coloring which is banned in the US and Yorkie which got banned for... Obvious reasons.
There's also a bottomless barrel full of chocolates, candies, and sodas that I want but only the rest of the world has. Besides that, Brits mainly eat the same things as we do except, different. Like the fact that for some unexplained reason their fries are different from ours. Also just to show you how much British people think we're fat and rely on fast food, McDonalds UK decided to make a limited time offer called the American Menu where they serve everything we have at McDonalds except bigger which probably means somebody is doing something to our food that we're okay with.
 
Culture: You know that they speak English, Welsh is common in Wales for obvious reasons. That is it.
 
UK gets a...
 
81
 
:/ meh

Friday, July 10, 2015

Dog Thing - Probably A One-Off!

I like dogs and recently my friends have been asking me to make lists of dogs suitable for them and they tend to be typically four pages long. (Because a lot of suitable dogs) Usually this is immediately followed by them asking, "Mommy, can I get *Insert thing they can't afford*?" Which annoys me so much, but I like making those lists so I'll be doing this on my blog. Don't ask. Also this first post will kick off with a bang with the 4 rarest dogs of all time being analyzed to see if it's suitable for you. Let's go!

Norwegian Lundehund
Firstly is the adorable Lundehund (Loond Hoond) which was originally bred for hunting puffins and their eggs. But forget that time for everything else!
Country Of Origin: Norway (Duh)
Height: 12 - 16 in (30 - 40 cm)
Weight: 13 - 15 lb (6 - 7 kg)
Traits:
Okay, this is where it gets weird. So this dog unlike literally every other dog ever has 6 toes and can even have more or less toes than that. Also, its bones are like human bones which gives them incredible flexibility in their bones allowing them to bend their head all the way to their spine and their forelegs at a 90 degree angle. This was done intentionally by breeders because this dog was designed to climb narrow cliff paths where it would hunt puffins. It typically has a blonde and white or ginger and white coat with black freckles on it's tail. The Lundehund has also been described as, "A  small, rectangular Spitz-type dog" Don't ask me what that means. The breed is not hypoallergenic.
Near Extinction Scenario:
They almost went extinct after 1963 because of canine distemper; a disease with currently no known cure. Only SIX dogs survived... SIX!!! *ahem* But thankfully the population is growing steadily and with some careful breeding, the population is estimated to be become stable again.

Assuming you're like me, I'd give this dog a MAYBE. But you're your own person so you decide.

Neapolitan Mastiff
A dog with all the flabs that was popularized by the romans after the conquering of Greece, and they were used in battle!
Country of Origin: Italy
Height: 26 - 31 in (66 - 79 cm)
Weight: 130 - 155 lb (60 - 70 kg)
Traits:
Coat is typically black, blue, mahogany, or tawny. Very, very big. That is literally it.
Near Extinction Scenario:
The dog experienced a life time of popularity in Europe but almost became extinct after WW2, thankfully, a handful of Italian established breeding kennels throughout Italy which brought attention to the dog and pretty much the moment it joined the American Kennel Club, it was saved from extinction.

Assuming you're like me, I'd give this dog a NOPE. But you're your own person so you decide.

Pachon Navarro
An adorable freckled bloodhound-esc dog who was thought to have a superpower but turned out to be a cosmetic.
Country Of Origin: Spain
Height: 19 - 22 in (48 - 57 cm)
Weight: 60 - 73 lb (27 - 33 kg)
Traits:
It's coat tends to be brown and white or orange and white, it is shorthaired, not to forget its big old' floppy ears. It also has a very notable feature; a double nose. A double nosed dog is like a dog with two noses in one nose! :D It was once thought to have superior sensing abilities specifically because of it which made it popular for hunting, but it was soon revealed to be purely a cosmetic (Just for looks)
Near Extinction Scenario:
The height of their popularity was with Spanish nobility during the 18th and 19th century but nearly went extinct during the Spanish Civil War. Thankfully some dedicated dog lovers managed to bring the population to stable levels.

Assuming you're like me, I'd give this dog a YUP. But you're your own person so you decide.

Chinook
A rare sled dog bred during WW2 and is the official dog of New Hampshire.
Country of Origin: New Hampshire, USA
Height: 20.4 - 27.6 in (51.8 - 70.1 cm)
Weight: 55 - 90 lb (24.9 - 40.8 kg)
Traits:
It's coat is described by dogtime.com as ranging from light-honey to a reddish-gold. It's fur is both thick, soft, and rough-ish. That's it.
Near Extinction Scenario:
By 1981, only eleven breed able Chinooks were left but with the effort of breeders from New Hampshire, Maine, Ohio, and California, they saved the dog from extinction. But only 100 Chinook pups are born annually and for scale, compare that to the fact that 1.2 million pups are born, EVERY DAY!!!

Assuming you're like me, I'd give this dog a MAYBE. But you're your own person so you decide.


QuickTrips: The Shallow Dive of Traveling

Welcome to QuickTrips where I take a country and unlike my other posts I review it just like the other posts except as fast as possible. Remember these are all shallow dives, but enough of that, let's go!

ICELAND
Attractions: Plenty of places to go in this country like the Blue Lagoon which is a geothermal spa or Hlíðarfjall (pronounce it how you think it's pronounced) which is a mountain you could go hiking or snowboarding. You could also go to the capital of Reykjavík if you're a city boy like me and do lot's of cool things like visit museums about history or whales, go on a tour on horses with Iceland Ponies which are some of the cutest things right below pandas and my dog, look at the Northern lights which happens like every two weeks or so, go to the Islenka Operan which is for the record not an opera house, or you could take a helicopter tour over the Volcano House, which is a volcano. Finally for this section Iceland Airlines offers free layover to Europe which means immediately after Iceland you could go to any EU country that has an airport! For more travel information, go to this website.
Also Iceland is exempted from certain laws in the EU about fishing so for information about fishing go to this website.

Cuisine: Boy let me tell you about Iceland, it literally revolves around fish! They eat shrimp, haddocks, plaice, halibut, and herrings all year long! THEY EVEN EAT SHARKS, A SPECIAL KIND OF SHARK ON TOP OF THAT!!! (Go to this website to learn about their shark) They also eat domesticated sheep and they drink their milk and Icelandic beef is a thing. They also eat... Puffins, and seals. Also not too hard to forget about is that they eat reindeer for some reason. Oh, and I forgot about WHALES. This may seem crazy but remember, Iceland was once full of only Vikings. That's pretty much it aside from beets, lettuce, and a whole lot of Danish pastries. For more detailed info in foods, go here.

Culture: THANK THE LORDS, this country speaks English. Yes, the majority of Icelanders speak English. That is it for Culture.

Iceland gets a...

97.5

SINT MAARTEN

Attractions: Let's go to Sint Maarten! No that is not a typo, that's Dutch for Saint Martin because this is a Dutch Colony. Firstly you could play a round of Tennis at the American Tennis Academy, then cool off in the ocean, (Click the word 'ocean for more attractions) then jet ski your way to the island of Prickly Pear; an untouched and beautiful nature reserve, and end the day off by going to the highly appreciated Sunset Bar and Grill which serves great food and is next to an airport so while you sit down you can watch the airplanes go right over your head. Sounds like a perfect day to me. Also remember that layover that the Icelandic Airlines were so happy to give you? Well although Sint Maarten is in the middle of the Caribbean's, it's a part of a figure known as the Dutch Kingdom which contains the Netherlands, Sint Maarten, and two other islands and the Dutch Kingdom is in the EU and  the EU has some weird border law, which means you can use that layover immediately after visiting Iceland to go to this beautiful Dutch Caribbean paradise without showing a European airport official your passport!
P.S. Sint Maarten is only the southern half of an island named Saint Martin and the northern half belongs to France which is also named Saint Martin.

Cuisine: French cuisine is very prevalent throughout the island, including the southern half that we're currently talking about. If there is something that is French, it's most likely here. But much like the US, there are lots of restaurants that aren't similar to the cuisine, for example a Thai restraint which is so far all I could find!

Culture: Oh yes! Another country that has an good amount of English speakers! Aside from that, I've got two other things for this section:
  1. The nickname of the island is 'The Friendly Island'
  2. Since neither side of the island is a part of the Schengen Area, (It's complicated) don't try and cross the border because border checks are almost never made on the Island's border and if you are lucky enough to get checked, they need a passport unlike the whole Iceland to here thing.
Sint Maarten gets a...

94.7